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An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.
-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!
*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*
-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.
maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.
“hey were can i get some crack”
“just go to maple ridge bud”
full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.
Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land
adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent
On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster
i fucking hate maple. what're you named after? the tree sap? yeah you stupid fuck. what a stupid fuciing name. named after a tree? spo pahtgeitchb gfkdslgfb s
A rather sweet girl. She is nice and respectful, and if she's upsetting you, she'll stop. Not much is known about her, you're just friends.
Person 1: *purposely annoying person 2*
Person 2: Please stop.
Maple: guys, I think we should stop now.
A woodstyle weeaboo that says shit wrong in Japanese and usually can't afford shit because of retarded rasta hillbillies and jewism isn't a thing in his world.
Maple screams to have sex with a virtual game called Pussy Saga.
DAMNNN ITS MAPLE HIS PENIS IS ON FIRE