The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
A man with Rizz, tall af, and kinda cute
Me: Yo how you doing bbg
My grandma: Wow🥵 You remind me of marcus bowness
A very hot man, the boyfriend of Brandon Mills and an absolute smash. Kind and loving to all those around him.
Brandon Mills: I love my boyfriend so much
Marcus Choi: i love you too
*proceed to anal for 12 hours straight*
A Chef Marcus is a name given to line-cooks who are not very knowledgeable and unpleasant to be around. They often exhibit robot like elasticity when walking, or early signs of rigor mortis when attempting to act out a scene.
Hey did you see the new chef marcus we hired? Jit moves stiffer than a palm tree.
Has a friend Lavinia and doesn’t like to be in large groups. She likes Ariana Grande and Fasole Vladimir.
Delia Marcu ate deez hazelnuts!