Malt-O-Meal

Malt-O-Meal cereal is the cereal in bags. The best cereal. You don't mess with Malt-O-Meal. Malt-O-Meal cereal gives you more for your money. More cereal. More flavor. More eyelash volume and self-confidence. Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Malt-O-Meal.

Dude 1: Are you eating that cereal out of a bag?

Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!

Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.

THERRIEN Meal Deal

A THERRIEN meal deal is the offering of food to father THERRIEN. Originally founded by michaelo in 89BC, this phrase has been used for millennia. A poem was created to support this:
Therrien Meal Deal
Electrical Eel

Greetings Father Therrien, please grace us with our Therrien Meal Deal.
Go away electrical eel

Epic Meal Time

A bunch of alcoholic fucktards from the interwebz eating deathly amounts of bacon and burgers mixed together in one big pile of shit.

Johnny: Hey, have you seen the new Epic Meal Time?
Fuckface: Yes I have Johnny.

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Epic meal time

An inherent contradiction.

Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.

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home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

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seven course meal

noun (Australian) a six pack of beer and a meat pie

Can't wait to sit down with a seven course meal and watch the game tomorrow.

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5 course meal

Just a fatter version of a three course meal

Hey that girl is a 5 course meal

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