mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!

After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom

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mean slut

a variation on the title of the film "Mean Girls"

Ashleigh: " eeee a proppa toppa luv that filuuum Mean Girls"
Dobby: "eh ya man ya SLUT!"
Sarah writes in book "Mean Slut"

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I mean

Signature catchphrase used by rapper Flash Jordan

I mean, you drop it low, shake it like jello on the flo'

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meaning of life

"What is The meaning of life" is what people who are really depressed ask, while happy people really don't care. Basically the meaning of life is that God was sitting up in heaven and got bored with robot angels that did his every command and wanted people that would love him out of choice... so waaa-llaaa! God made himself a family

Depressed Person: What is the meaning of life? Cuz mine sucks.

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naw mean

ya here me?

i just stole some dope..naw mean?!

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mean bean

1. n. A childish way of name calling denoting someone who is considered by the speaker to be mean.
2. n. A bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. The sharp bean in a beanbag.

Billy: ha ha ha! *steals lollipop from baby*
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Suzy: golly, Billy, you are such a mean bean!

guy #1: *makes constipated face*
guy #2: "what's your problem, man?"
guy #1: "dude, those damn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!

boyfriend: "hey, girl, lets makeout" *sits on beanbag* "sh*t, oh Ow! wtf?"
girfriend: "Sam, what's wrong?"
boyfriend: "oh, I just sat on a mean bean!"

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the meaning of life

The meaning of life is Doughnuts.

Yes, doughnuts. 'Nuff said.

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