The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.
Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x
Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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A person who goes to spin class for the sole purpose of creating Instagram content of themselves.
“Yo, you hear about Maddy? She’s gone full spinsta model.”
A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.
Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!
When the conscious effort of coming up with an apt model drawing that connects the knowns and unknowns in a math word problem can enhance the readability or elegance of a solution—when a “look-see” proof could arouse an aha! in the problem solver.
If only more math educators were to practice mindful modeling, the number of students or homeschoolers embracing Singapore’s bar model method could potentially increase ten folds in no time.
A sense of extreme cuntines (in a good way) that makes people incredibly delusional (in a good way) it’s almost as if they suddenly
Think they can walk in a Victoria Secret show
*phonk or Ayesha Erotica starts playing*
*starts walking as if they were a supermodel*
Dude why is that person walking like that?
They have Model Syndrome