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A woman with a giant mustache who always screams like a Karen but never asks for the manager. They are often only spotted in the wild. They tend to be very lazy and let others do all the work for them.
Wow! Look at that huge mustache and listen to her scream! That's a Momma Leen for sure!
yo momma is dead n her coochie is really stanky
jo momma is a hoe
Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
A mother that is protective and cares about her kids and their friends
When Momma Bear speaks, she means business!
A term used for a man/woman under the influence of drugs.
Guy: That guy just ran through the woods butt naked yelling at an old man to “touch his body.”
Guy #2: That’s what we call a Momma McChicken.
1. On ones birthday they’re considered the “birthday momma”
2. A real Josh
“Happy birthday Josh! Congrats on being the birthday momma!”
An afro-american female who weighs in excess of 450 lbs. and usually resides in oakland, california.
Look at that mombo momma rolling to the welfare office!