in your mouth!!

A phrase commonly used in streetball after making a shot that someone(usually a friend) said you wouldn't make, especially if they also tried to contest the shot.
by saying the term you are basically implying that they should just shut the hell up

opponent:"yo,you no your not gonna make this shot"
*you shoot, and friend tries to contest it*
*ball goes in*
you: "OHHHH IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"

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whore mouth

...Shut it when men are talking

Man: We should go fishin agian
Friend: Hell yeah
Woman: You better not, I wont be at this house when you get back
Man: (Punch woman) Shut your whore mouth when men are talking

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in your mouth

A combination of "suck my dick" and "in your face" when used to comeback at somebody

Player 1: You suck at basketball

(Player 2 drains shot in his face)

Player 2: In your mouth

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Cum Mouth

When you are dehydrated and as a result sometimes form a crusty white pastey substance around your mouth.

Ryan went for a jog today, and when he came back he had Cum Mouth. I didn't tell him to save him the embarrassment.

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mouth breeder

Oral participant in the Post-Coital Oral-Vaginal Swap. It is not known if an actual pregnancy has ever occurred in this way, or if the mouth breeder would be granted any parental rights.

This practice is not thought to be common anywhere save perhaps the porn industry, more's the pity.

A picture's worth a thousand words...too bad I don't have one.

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Mouth-dibs

Mouth-dibs is an utterance used to secure "dibs" on the oral cavity of a female prior to engaging in multi-partner intercourse. It is customary, when running a train on a girl with a questionable sexual history, for a participant to call "mouth-dibs", thereby mitigating their personal risk of contracting a venereal disease as a result of the escapade.

Bob "Hey, Sally wants us to come over and put her in some finger-cuffs later!!"

Stan " I guess, dude, but I call "mouth-dibs" on that bitch......I don't like the way her resume reads!!"

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Brando Mouth

A condition a person gets when their jaw is swollen thus leaving them incapable of speaking coherently much like Marlon Brando.

Scott just got his wisdom teeth taken out and now he'll have Brando Mouth for the next two weeks.

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