we did a little too much trolling

When “we do a little trolling,” but we end up taking it too far and something goes wrong.

Shit man...I think we did a little too much trolling

8👍 10👎

if you aint dutch you aint much

something grandfathers who want to cope with their big ass noses say

DUTCH PERSON: if you aint dutch you aint much
NORMAL PERSON: kys challenge go!

I love you so much brady

Something you say when words transcend the feelings you have for someone <3 <3 *especially if their are extremely hot and love you back*

Abby- are you sure he's the one?
Tuscany- heck yes, I love you so much brady!!!!

8👍 4👎

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.

Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

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how much do I owe ya

A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.

You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*

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barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

35👍 1👎

Doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.

The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.

The lesser of two evils.

Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.

Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.

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