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During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.
Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"
the act during a threesome of a girl giving fellatio to two guys at the same time
Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom
Girl wants those dic pics. Think David Attenborough but instead of narrating Planet Earth this girl is talking bout all the Ds she’s S’ed. Even has a scrap book, bout as thick as a phone book, of polaroids and accompanying editorial of every dick she’s ever encountered in the wild. The D in her PhD stands for Dick. Gets more shroom than Mario. Princess Peach ain’t got nothing on this broad. If Carmen SanDiego was a dick she’d find her in record time.
“Samantha asked every dude in the office for a dick pic. That bitch be a mushroom hunter fo sho!”
Mushroom knot is a butt hole
Check out her mushroom knot while you are tongue punching it.
A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.
"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."
Putting breast milk in a girls butt hole and churning it with your mushroom head until it turns to butter
I made mushroom butter on my date last night and put that shit on some toast