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Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die
Fuck my dick mommy
Ok
Later that night
Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard
If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times
Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger
When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.
Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.
A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself
Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK
New York Slang To Say Fuck You Or Fuck Off
Tdott-Yo Bro You A Dick Rider
Ddot-Nigga Suck My Dick I did it for a reason dummy
A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick