I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

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my whole ass

an adjective describing something dramatic, in excess

damn bro, last night i drank my whole ass. dont remember much except for that swamp donkey i ended up taking home

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Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany( someone being so beautiful)

Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

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my fat ass

"my fat ass" is when your ass is fat and juicy and you just say "my fat ass" randomly and then people will shut up

meckenzie: how do i use toilet paper right??

me: "my FAT ASS"

meckenzie: oh

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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

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i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

a cry for help

" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"

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i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"