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The biggest idiot you'll ever know. If you are considering friendship with this person or even a relationship, don't. Often homosexual, Nathans' will go out of their way to make people's lives difficult and unpleasant.
A Nathan is also known to sell out his friends for the tiniest bit of power and has one of the most obnoxious personalities you'll ever encounter. Most Nathans end up boring accountants with no lives.
Girl: I can't believe what a dick he is!
Guy: What'd you expect? Its Nathan...
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1. a complete jerk, dumbass, who likes to make and treat girls like complete and utter shit.
2.a SMALL penis that likes to get up a lot
3.someone who likes to get high a lot, and drunk.
4. someone NOBODY (not even his bestest friend) will ever understand or change.
1. after one types a long and meaningful text, he just says "k"
2. just does ... Nathan is gay(:
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Nathans are easily angered, slackers. Violent. Unhealthy. Disgusting. Rude. Arrogant. They think they're funny when they're not. Don't have a Nathan for a boyfriend, they will break your heart, tell you they still love you then shag some whore. Be careful.
"Ew, Nathan! Don't eat a mouldy chocolate peanut!"
"Nathan, get tested"
"You're Nathan!!"
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Fat, ugly and gay, often shags his older brother Cameron
Nathan: Cameron, blow my back doors out again
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Substitute for 'fag' and other derogatory homosexual slanders. Typically used in a workplace environment where other homosexual references would result in disciplinary action.
Dates back to 2009 when nathan was identified as a fag, and therefore all fags were nathan.
"dude, (indicating to an obvious homosexual) check out that raving Nathan over there"
"FNG is such a fucking nathan I can smell his shit covered cock from here"
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A person who is very unintelligent, and usually makes horrible decisions. Usually this person hangs out with the wrong crowd, pulling other people down with him. A Chris is usually susceptible to this action, due to similarities of personality.
Nathan went to that party last weekend, and got drunk. Chris went with him, to repeat the same process.
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His personality is worst than the plot to the human centipede. Possibly the most cringiest person on earth... Loves to try new erotic sex positions and will do it for a small fee of $2
Random person 1: aw gawd, dick cancer is coming this way
Nathan: *insert dying animal noise* hey guy, go fuck yourselfs with a horse's dick
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