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New Jersey

home of joe budden, bruce springsteen, jay and silent bob, bon jovi and MAD other people.

aint nobody in jersey says "joisy"...who the hell made that up?

its the only state that drops the "new" in its name.

we got the best damned accent ever.

everybody that dont like jerseys only mad cuz they cant afford it.

Us Jersey Girls keep it real.

by jerseygirlforever May 26, 2004

3366๐Ÿ‘ 1494๐Ÿ‘Ž


new year's

A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.

by PeaTearGriffin November 5, 2005

1545๐Ÿ‘ 672๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fox News

The news you watch when news isn't what you want.

The "news" station for brainless "real americans" is Fox News or Faux News.

by ashasal April 17, 2009

406๐Ÿ‘ 165๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Castle

In Addition to drugs, New Castle Pa. also has Fireworks and Hot Dogs

New Castle a place where ppl take the drugs, eat the dogs, and watch the fireworks.

by CSmallZ April 18, 2007

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New Joisey

A cruel joke played on the residents of the great state of New Jersey, likely conceived by some wop from New York.

No one from New Jersey, or it's surrounding states (with the exception of that aforementioned wop), has ever said "joisey" in any context other than trying to explain that people from Jersey don't say joisey.

Ted: "Oh so you're from 'New JOISEY', eh? Hehehahalol"

Bill: "I'm going to murder that fucking wop. But first, let me grab a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll."

by that wop February 5, 2007

185๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


new vernon

one of the richest towns in the US...filled with rich bitches and snobs, the houses could school all celebs on CRIBS. crime rate- 0%. not one sidewalk found in town.

"Look at the girl with her gucchi bag and Louis Vuitton shoes"
"yeah she lives in new vernon, her dad owns the country club."

by the ding February 25, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


new orleans

Home of Mardi Gras, Lil Wayne, and the Saints

New Orleans, party capital of the world

by Jersey Kid February 17, 2008

120๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž