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Nice machine

something of the highest quality

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

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nuff niceness

It is the name of a Jamaican restaurant where I live. We use it when something is really good.

"Canada won the gold medal."

"Nuff niceness on the win."

by Paul September 8, 2004

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nice guy

A man who you can call late at night just because you're looking for someone to talk to. He would never speak ill of anyone, never harm a person unless absolutely necessary, never cheat and is always honest. Will help you move just because you're friends and doesn't ask for favors in return. Isn't sleazy and wouldn't take advantage of a person in a drunken or mourning state.

Often times, this nice guy doesn't have a girlfriend because women usually go for jerks and just make friends with the nice guy.

Pity for him, don't you think?

by kavakale July 15, 2004

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nice guy

An unattractive, emotionally stunted straight male who whines to female friends and dates, "Girls only like assholes. They don't like nice guys like me." Unlike genuinely kind and intelligent men, who easily find themselves in serious relationships, a "nice guy" wards women off with his abrasive personality, self-pity, and/or slovenly appearance, and blames his sexual rejection on the failings of womankind, while simultaneously imagining himself as nothing but God's gift to them. "If only those dumb bitches knew that I'd treat them right!"

Once in a relationship, a "nice guy" tends to either be verbally abusive or extremely clingy and overbearing.

Go into any mixed group of friends. Say that the statement "girls don't like nice guys" is false. The first guy to cry, "But it's true!" is always the most unattractive person in the group, without fail.

by heyprettybaby December 6, 2010

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nice guy

The best kind of guy to date

I dated a nice guy, and it was the best desicision of my life. I'm a woman, and a rather attractive one at that. I used to be the stereotypical cheerleader, you know, with the long blonde hair and more pep than state in space. Anyways, I used to date all the jocks at high school. They were the big manly men, and yes, I had sex with a lot of them. When I was 18, I began strangely feeling slightly disatisfied with my QB BF's. They were the best guys around as my girlfriends would say to me. I had only one male friend who wasn't an athlete I dated or had sex with. I felt like I could tell anything to him. No matter how bad my problems were, he could take them and return a solution to me. Even when grandma died in a car crash, he was there for me. Come to think of it, he really loved me. I feel kinda bad that I didn't realize it at the time. But it doesn't matter now that I'm married to him. He's the kindest, most logical, most loving, best man I could ask for. He said himself that when western civilization comes crashing down, he's going to be holding two things: A gun to protect me in one hand and me in the other. Ladies, if you're reading this, please, for fuck's sakes, actually give nice guy's a fair fighting chance. They won't betray or hurt you. They'll be there for you. They're the most wonderful men ever and I've happy to be married to one.

by Katy132 August 27, 2009

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minnesota nice

1.Typically confused with being extremely caring, helpful and pleasant. Being from the area, I know it REALLY means that a Minnesotan won't slam you to your face - they do it behind your back so as to APPEAR nice.

2. Back stabbing

Describing your girlfriend as a slut to one of your best friends is considered Minnesota nice.

by Bomni February 9, 2005

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Crazy-nice

Crazy-nice: to be intensely or insanely beautiful, the epitome of all that is aesthetically appealing that could drive one to near insanity, or leave one in complete awe.

I know you probably get this a lot, and I know you probably get sick of hearin' it, but your eyes are CRAZY-nice. Just thought I would say it just one mo ginn, cause girl you nicein' it.

by Cloud Dancerยฎ March 4, 2006

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