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When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)
Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
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A person that gets overly confident after going through the urban dictionary
Person 1: dude you know Specific name
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: he asked out a gender spicific person out just because something in the urban dictionary said something good about him
Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".
*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!
The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best
“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”
The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.
Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.
The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.
L: what’s yellow and cat swim?
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.
Common Gag names:
"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"
Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"
Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."
Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."
Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"
Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"
Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"
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