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online classes

A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.

Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!

by GrahamCrackerGuy January 20, 2021


Phudu Class

A type of person who usually lives on a council estate, they are often found in police cells.

Many Phudu Class come in many different forms from bus spotters to drug dealers.

God look at them Phudu Class getting on the bus.

Look Bash look at all them Phudu Classes on the bus.

Robert is a Phudu Class.

by Iโ€™m a Phudu Class November 24, 2020

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ballet class

Code for janitorial services when one wishes to downplay the menial nature of the work or somewhat glorify the position in a tongue-and-cheek manner. A play on the French word "balai", which sounds like "ballet", the dance. When translated to English, "balai" means broom.

"Anything going on tonight at the Mess Hall?"

"Yeah, ballet class" wink

by absagne February 14, 2014

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textbook class

When the only way to succeed in a class is via the textbook. This may arise because:
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.

Jim: Did you drop grade 12 biology?

Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.

by M2K May 5, 2008


First Class

A phrase to describe the best of the best.

You met Diddy at a cafe?! FIRST CLASS!

by Cwill92 January 3, 2020


Class eyes

The act of drawing eyes on your eyelids in a boring highschool class. This effective method gives the illusion of being awake when you really need to sleep, but is usually an epic fail when the teacher asks the person using this method a question.

Brian: Why is Alan so interested in Miss Crawley's lecture on 21st centuary metods of comprehensive technology?

Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.

by Salem. April 8, 2010


Class of Corona

Also known as Class of Covid, the Corona Kids, or the Quarantine Kids; This generation of students refers to the graduating class of 2020, who unfortunately had what was supposed to be their most significant and memorable stage of their senior year snatched by the spread of the silent killer disease known as the coronavirus.

Daughter: "Hey dad, what did you wear to your prom? "
Dad: "We've been through this, I was apart of the Class of Corona, so prom wasn't exactly something we did."
Daughter: "Oh... ok. Wait, does that mean you didn't have a graduation ceremony either?! "
Dad: "...*sigh*..."
Daughter: "Ha! Imagine going to school for 12 years only to not be able to graduate properly. Tuff.
Dad: "Our generation only lived through pain, little one."
Daughter: "OWAIT, not only did you not have the ceremony, but this all went down about two months before it! HAH!"
Dad: "..."

by Porongu May 13, 2020