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Finals Study drink: when one takes a bottle of vault and puts it in a mug, then drops in a shot glass full of 5 hour energy and chugs.
Person 1: Fack! I have 7 finals tomorrow and NOBODY has any adderall left!
Person 2: easy chief! try an Electric Car Bomb. that shit will stop your heart!
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A guaranteed-to-fit lingerie substitute. Sometimes abbreviated BET.
"I'll give you $10 if you put on some BET and run around..."
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The fun way to play musical chairs. Each chair is an electric chair. The last person to die wins.
Man: wanna play electric musical chairs?
Other man: hell yeah! It’s way more fun than normal musical chairs!
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When a chic urinates on ur penis and you then pee in a toaster avoiding electrocution.
"Dude, a chic i once knew pissed all over my johnson so i pissed in her toaster because we were in the bathroom and she likes to keep a toaster handy so she can eat and shit. Cut a long story short i avoided electrocution and this then became a game i passed on to my son and told him it was the 'golden electric eel' game"
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A sexual position in which one partner performs a wall sit, while the other partner climbs on top of his/her legs. The partner on his/her legs then places their genitals in the mouth of the partner doing the wall sit. It is recommending to place hands firmly against the wall for balance during the oral sex. High ceiling are required to prevent head injuries.
"Hey Landon, my parents aren't home. How about we start up the electric chair position. You'll be shocked by the end."
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A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?
"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."
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it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum
hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover
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