Someone who is ugly and insignificant.
Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.
Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.
Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
Look at that spooky noodle
That's a huge spooky noodle
She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.
Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!
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Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer
Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up