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The act of being caught red handed, especially for something sexually explicit. Derived from Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC's "How to Catch a Preadator." See dead to rights.
Man A: (at the bar, to man B)I don't bang fat chicks.
Man B: (walks in on Man A the following morning, fat chick in bed) Have a seat over there.
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when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof
omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots
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An increasingly popular phrase to replace “Have a good one!” to emphasize that you want the recipient to get the very biggest and therefore the very best one of whatever it is.
When I say, “Have a big one!” I could be referring to eating a meal, having a party or taking a shit, it all works!
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A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.
It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.
A euphemism for sex favoured especially by the character of Irene Alder on the BBC Sherlock when she wants to get with the hot shit that is Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch).
Irene: "I'm not hungry, let's have dinner."
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The first step towards recovery.
Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.
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1. A final phrase used when you are departing paths from an individual that you will never see ever again in your life or theirs.
2. A casual and polite phrase used to express well-wishing for an individual's prospects and life in the period of time that you will not see them. Could be a day, could be a year, could be never again. There is no way to be sure.
Intern: I just finished my internship and wanted to thank you all for supporting me. I hope to be back next year :)
Co-worker: Thanks to you too! It was fun. Have a good life! Bye.
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