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The effect of a good rough banging. Can't walk straight and lean to one side because the man is left or right handed.
After Johnny Big Dick spent the night I was really living in a slanted office for 3 weeks.
Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers
"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"
The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.
General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.
Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".
Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.
A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.
Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.
DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."
To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.
I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!
I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!
Please talk to me normally, not in office-speak!