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What happens to women's panties when you roll them down their legs.
By the time her panties were down by her ankles, they had turned into a panty roll!
An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.
Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.
Similar to a Rick Roll, only in that it leads the victim to a video of clips from Senator Barack Obama's various speeches, with only words that go along with the song, "Never Gonna Give You Up". The result is the illusion of Barack Obama singing the song.
Some dumbass Democrat coworker of mine found out I was voting for McCain and decided to Barack Roll me.
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Tiny, rolled up balls of toilet paper left on the vagina after using it to vigorously scratch a yeast infection.
That skank has enough yeast rolls in her twat that she could feed a third world country.
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A person who is adorable and cute. Someone who is too precious for this cruel world. Smol bean and must protect at all cost
Wow look at Chloe there with the slender neck and cute smile. She truly is a cinnamon roll!
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Pizza Rolls were invented by the roman goddess Athena in 1949. They are the art of making pizza and then rolling them into a roll. They serve many purposes such as repairing furniture, using as bracelets, and eating. Don't forget to call the pizza rolls hotline 12345, or contact them by email (pizzapizza.rolls4rolls@pizzarolls.com).
"Can you repair the couch with the pizza rolls?"
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