tuesday night stripper

A stripper that isn't wanted.

Dude 1: Hey bro you want to go to the strip club!?!
Dude 2: Hell no! It's Tuesday; you don't want no Tuesday night strippers!

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call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

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steak knife tuesday

How you feel after nights out as you get older... Go out Saturday night, hungover Sunday, still rough Monday... Suicidal by Tuesday as you still feel horrific

"nah mate can't go out this weekend, got a meeting Tuesday"
"Tuesday?!"
"yea man I cant cope with another steak knife Tuesday"

Tied up Tuesday

A day celebrated every Tuesday by those who practice bondage. On this day you are encouraged to tie up your significant other, friend with benefits, friend without benefits, neighbor or coworker. You can use any bondage implement of your choice but rope is the most common thing used. It occurs before hump-day for a reason. It is also known as Tie me up Tuesday, Tie up Tuesday or Tied down Tuesday.

It was Tied up Tuesday, so Marc tied up his girlfriend Bekka to celebrate.

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T up Tuesday

T up Tuesday is the day where everyone will T up until they can ́t T up anymore .If you are unfamiliar with the term t up
you are not a part of t up Tuesday and should not be reading this.

Example 1
Homie : yo what day is it dawg
me : shi ion even cuh
Homie : oh shi its T up tuesday we gotta T up

me: whats the move then bro we gotta T up
Example 2
when it is T up Tuesday you might occasionally hear someone yell T UPPPP!!!!!

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All American Tuesday

When you're in the restaurant industry and all the random beans, Guats and other assorted minorities are off for the day...generally on a Tuesday

Hey bro, how's your day? Great man it's all American Tuesday...even though we have no dishwashers or line cooks, we are having a great day for some reason

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Tuesday night ice

Tuesday night ice is a term for a drinking party or any kind of drinking on a Tuesday night, basically a Tuesday equivalent of Thirsty Thursday. Often done by college students, who have the luxury of being able to get waste every night. Popularized by the song "I Love College" by Asher Roth.

Alex: Hey Josh, you ready for Tuesday night ice tonight?
Josh: You bet! I've got two handles of vodka!

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