Miami didnt want him

Really a two-fold effect. When a 17 year old high school senior football player decides to commit to any other school in the nation, even if he holds a scholarship offer from Miami it is because...

A) Miami didnt want him
B) He is afraid of competition

When 5* DB Patrick Johnson/Peterson decided to commit to LSU instead of DA U, even though he was originally commited to DA U and from south FL......Miami didnt want him

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slippin' him the ham and cheese

a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about

Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.

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Don't Date Him Girl

A great site to warn others about cheaters, players, losers, haters, etc.

Kelly, that guy that asked you out yesterday, he's on don't date him girl .com!

Kelly: What?!?!

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Ran him for his foams

The act of stealing another mans shoes

"Hey you know Jeremy, I ran him for his foams yesterday in gym class"

"They got me for mah foams Spider-Man" -uncle Ben right before he died

The damn fool that shot him

Aaron Burr.

Muligan and Lafayette: We? Fought with him
John Laurnes: Me? I died for him.
George Washington: Me? I trusted him.
Angelica Schuyler, Eliza Hamilton, and Maria Reynolds: Me? I loved him.
Aaron Burrow: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.

Tell him where to go

Euphemism. If you tell somebody where to go, you basically tell them to fuck off.

Person 1: That guy won't stop yelling at me. He really annoys me,

Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.



Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.

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Fed him his lunch

The act of beating the shit out of someone; unmerciful ass kicking; usually a term used by hockey players to define a good beatdown

Frankiee: "fuck bud this kid really pissed me the fuck off last night"
Me: "yeah? Did ya give it to him?"
Frankiee: "oh ya i fuckin fed him his lunch"

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