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Diahorea on a dick
Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it
John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"
James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women
Stull chip has a small shrimp cock
The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.
*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"
Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!
Joe Ate hunter's nut chips
TRUE STORY
(RITC) when someone is extremely drunk and unable to function normally in public.
Wow, I was really rolling in the chips last night.