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A special couch for two very special people.
Designed for lazing, sitting, lying and/or flopping.
Very large and leathery but only fits two people for some reason. More than two, results in anti-power couch. (not good)
A power couch may bring bouts of happiness and 'frisky' behaviour in some individuals. Others experience drowsiness, resulting in inappropriate public naps. (One person usually on top on the other.)
The two special people may designate their own personal power couch, usually in a bar, restaurant, or a more private sector such as at their home.
The purpose of the power couch differs according to each couple.
If primary power couch is not available, a secondary one is named to temporarily replace it. (not permanently)
But it is not the same.
If couple indulge in excessive 'flopping', the vicinity of their power couch is called A Flop Shop.
In general, a Power Couch will result in the couple starting in an upright position, but due to the comfy nature of the leather as well as other factors, the couple end up either lying on the couch, or on each other.
Mainly used for cuddling.
Similar to a Love seat, only much larger.
'want to go to Power couch?'
'of course.'
'I wish power couch were free right now, i really want to sit with you.'
'I miss power couch.'
'I love our power couch.'
etc..
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Man, I was so shocked that the chick I hit last night had a Busted Couch! She looked to be clean...
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When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
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A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.
Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.
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Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
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Hanging out on the couch, not doing anything productive.
Why don't you come over for a couch slouch on Saturday?
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Someone who is lame, uncool, tired, or just generally boring.
Other forms of the term -
"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/lame
"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.
Lyda: I broke up with my boyfriend because he was too boring.
Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.
Will: This party is lame.
Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.
James: What did you do last night?
Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.
Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.
Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.
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