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When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
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To masturbate, beat your meat, choke the chicken
boy 1: man my mom caught me jockin to porn last night.
boy 2: damn homie! what you did? (lol)
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A person of the male sex that is believed to have little or no penis. It is believed that this persons skin folds over their private square to show an area similar to the "Ken Doll's". Their private area will look like a litteral "Skin Jock".
When your chirping a friend you can say, hey man at leaste I don't have a skin jock.
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A high school jock who sports a GREAT soul patch.
Colton is such a soul jock! All the sluts say his soul patch tastes like Gatorade.
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1. An athlete who poses for the camera and utilizes fancy plays for a better image
2. An athlete who makes a huge scene when they make a mistake. The general thought behind this is, "At least one person noticed, so be as obvious as possible and invoke pity".
"Look at that drama jock! Do you think he realizes his shoes are untied?"
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A high school jock who eats more than needed in order to bulk up for football, or other sports. Most jocks are binge eaters because they love eating.
Guy:"Look at all the pizza their eating."
Other Guy:"Well, they're jock bingers."
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where women swarm around you like flys and are always on your jock
damn man every where i go i got ho'z fly jocking me
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