Net Fu

Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness

He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.

Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.

Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you

net

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.

"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Net

I word for a man who has a small dick

Girl last night was horrible!
Why?
Well for starters the guy was a net...

Net

A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.

Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.

net

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"