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A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.
Noun-
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!
The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.
Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.
A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.
“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”
a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.
a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.
BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
Samantha; there! there they are
Alex: who's that?
Samantha; the family that live under the table!
Alex; they live under the table?!
Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.
Alex; oooooo shes growling...