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When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.
Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."
Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"
Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."
Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.
Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?
Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!
Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!
A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
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A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men
“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl”
Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.