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Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

by May 23, 2022


Bouncing the Weasel

To masterbate.

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.

by DND2021 August 7, 2021


Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016


Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath

When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel

by Baked bean August 21, 2019


peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.

So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE August 29, 2017


suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017


weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone

Man, that dude has weasel face

by Joelforce February 13, 2016