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A phrase i coined accidentally while being accused of being gay (not that that's wrong) it's like anal butt sex but with a mouth instead of a penis
Isaac: Yeah, The Don loves anal butt sex
The Don(me): well, it's a lot better than oral butt sex!
Jahi: ewwwwwwww!
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the act of fellatio. Fructose is a major component of semen.
"What were the results of your girlfriend's oral fructose tolerance test?"
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."
small, disposible "toothbrushes" that fit on your finger. no toothpaste or water needed.
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February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.
I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!
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WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL
Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.
GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!
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A state of mind one enters after finding a bone in their food and continues to eat.
Lil Nicky: "i just found a bone in my lamb burrito."
Jade: "Ergh, are you eating anymore?"
Lil Nicky: "Yeah, but I'm placing myself on Oral Bone Watch (OBW)"
When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral
Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.