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A woman (or man, though it's rare) who is pre-orgasmic describes someone who has neved had or experiemced an orgasm, through masturbation or sex. Experts once described these women as anorgasmic, meaning absence of orgasm, but this has changed.
"My girlfriend's pre-orgasmic, I can never make her cum"
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a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an orgasm
odi: i want an orgasmic donut!
jill: so do i!
phillip:wats dat?
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The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.
me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!
you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?
me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.
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A gigantic orgasm so powerful that it sends shockwaves through the Earth, causing it to break in half, make nuclear bombs go off, and cause a nuclear fallout thus making Semen World. Welcome to paeradise...
" My Mindblowing Orgasm caused 2012"
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Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity or contact occuring. Aftershock orgasms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after 'monster thumping sex' and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. Usually the person suffering an 'aftershock' has a boner, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover's name in the middle of the day for no reason. If you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. Also known as an 'echo orgasm.'
After a romantic night of 'monster thumping sex' my guy and I couldn't see each other for a few days, but I was having aftershock orgasms all the time. So was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.
She: "I can't stop thinking about you. It's so bad I'm having trouble driving."
He: "I know, these aftershock orgasms are making driving dangerous. HAHA."
She: "My coworkers are thinking I'm losing my mind, and I can't tell them. They'll think I'm a pervert!"
He: "I'm coming over in a few days. I need my next fix."
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That feeling you get when you create something that you're really proud/excited about.
"Dude I'm having a total brain orgasm over this story I wrote!"
"This painting is giving me a huge brain orgasm."
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A pleasurable, self-induced anti-climax following adequate sexual stimulation of a female, characterised by peaking sympathetic nervous-system activity (excitement), the release of endorphins and oxytocin, and rhythmic contractions of the uterus and vaginal muscles.
You can stroke her clit or g-spot or any other erogenous zones of her choosing until the cows come home. She will only cum if she is not inhibited by psychological hang-ups and really wants to.
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