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Shipping two people together makes them hate eachother for some reason
"Bro I've been shipping those two together but they are now enemies, it must be the owl effect"
"Sad."
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Two existing people;
With different pasts,
Different hearts--
And in two months
Changed the present,
Turned from the past,
And now are looking
Right into the future
With hope in their eyes.
"What are we?"
"Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!"
"I. Love. You."
*silence...*
"I love you too."
*finally breathes*
"Aw, I wanted you to say it first."
"Haha, what?! You're so silly."
"Yeah, I wanted you to say, 'I love you,' and then I was going to say 'I love you too.'"
*Girl thinks -- "You had it all planned out?"*
*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
The greatest type of owl only surpassed in the animal kingdom by the liger. The Magestic Owl wins at life.
The Magestic Owl lives on Elephant Island, Antarctica
The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.
Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.
Its pretty wierd... Its a swedish heh.
A wild owl antebhöök is truely dangeouros
Owling (noun): A unique activity encompassing elements of sport, hobby, and victimless mischief. Owling involves the deliberate act of acquiring a substantial quantity of identical, aesthetically unpleasant, or offensive items, which are then clandestinely hidden throughout an individual's living space. The target of an owling, commonly referred to as the "person being owled," is subsequently challenged with the task of locating as many of these concealed items as possible within a designated 24-hour period. Upon the completion of the allotted time, the individuals responsible for the hiding of said items are obliged to provide the person being owled with a beer for each proven discovery.
Mike: Down for owling Joe’s house tonight?
James: Ohhhh fuck yeah.