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When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.
"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!
when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump
She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.
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A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.
See: Crazy Vision
"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"
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when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.
hey ______ do you use knee pads?
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A game consisting of throwing 1 or 2 used (or unused) acme pads in the toilet and attempting to sink them to the bottom of the bowl by shitting on them. Aiming is allowed, and after a few tries you should begin to learn important butthole bombing skills. Though you can not use your hands or foreign objects to reposition the pads you are allow to create a current to move them by pissing on the inside of the bowl. This method is often difficult for women, if women actually play this game at all. Each sinked pad is worth 50 points and a major pride boost.
Guy 1: Guess what?!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I was playing Acme Pad Turd Bomber (APTB) earlier and I
lodged a pad between two pieces of shit!
Guy 2: Thats so awesome! Did you take a picture?
Guy 1: I was so proud I left it! Quick, lets go see it before
someone flushes it!
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an expression used to insult a female that you dislike, referring to seeing her pad.
"OMG, there's that girl in my math class that's totally macking on my boyfriend!"
"Whatever. I'll yell at her, "I can see your pad!"
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For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.
guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?