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Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn February 22, 2012


Paint Licker

Paint licker was used a while back, and it was used like "window licker" it was the same insult to say the person is dumb/mentally handy capped because they would lick lead paint off the walls and lead paint can cause brain damage. So, it is to say someone is so dumb the only explanation is they are a "paint licker"
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away

Donald Trump is a paint licker.
Get away from me paint licker!

by ndidomin January 9, 2021


Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by landshark aka old faithful September 4, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


The War Paint

When you finger a girl on her period with two fingers, and apply her blood to your face in a war paint style before you go to bed.

Fingering a girl on her period and applying it to your face like The war paint.

by Skirt McGirt January 6, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

by Taint Tamer October 19, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


tant paint

the brown or yellowish shit stripe on the inside of a male or females underware after an unsucsesful butt wipe.

God almighty there was so much tant paint on Angelina Jolies underwere that i swear see must of sat on one of her addoped little negros.

by johnny boyz June 3, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.

Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.

by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž