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Zebra Pancakes

Intensely delicious pancakes originally made by Ralph Drabble. Used in the treatment of his wife, June's, intense depressions. Usually eaten after June has been very sad but also by other members of the family. Ralph always says "Pancakes make people happy!" They are impossible to resist. They are usually covered in white and dark chocolate and often served with syrup and butter. The effects do not last long but they are delicious. If you want something that will really get you un-sad, try Zebra Pancakes - remember, Ralph Drabble told you!

Ralph: You look a little sad, honeybunch. I know what'll get you going! How about some Zebra Pancakes?

June: Zebra Pancakes? What in the world are they?

Ralph: You've eaten these before. Remember those great pancakes I make you when you're sad. Those are Zebra Pancakes. (he starts making some) After all, pancakes make people happy! You can't resist these.

Beatrice: Zebra Pancakes?! Oh man, a Gunny Granny could be proud of those. See this? (she points to the referee shirt she's wearing) Now, if you're gonna call it a Zebra Pancake, you've got to be dressed as a zebra!

Ralph: Here, taste these! Sweet, isn't it? Even someone who isn't sad should eat my Zebra Pancakes.

Opal: Hello sweetie. Are you eating Zebra Pancakes? I want some, too. Earl almost made me cry today.

Ralph: Here, give these a try.

June: Gee, pancakes do make you happy! Even though the effects don't last long.

Earl: Whoah, she's right. These Zebra Pancakes are awesome! They'll make you a zippy zebra in no time. I'll take seconds! (they all take seconds)

Ralph: I told you so! Zebra Pancakes rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011


Ham Pancake

Big, baggy, voluptuous vagina

Grace your ham pancake is hanging out!

by Brian96 August 21, 2022


drippy pancake

when ur pp still cummin but ur blood ain't flowin
so ur dick soft and ur cum hot

"fucking fuck get your fucking drippy pancake out of me"
"OK"
"ok"

by pancakepenis January 29, 2015


pancakes and syrup

a barbiturate mixed with codeine cough syrup

Items confiscated at the six residences included crack, "pancakes and syrup" (a barbiturate mixed with codeine cough syrup); a total of $13,000 in cash and a .25- caliber automatic handgun.

by theBOLIVER October 22, 2006

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pancake shoes

when your shoes wear out from bustin out over the sole and touch the ground also known as a bad case of chode feet.

my feet have blisters because i have pancake shoes.

by shaunzula September 15, 2004

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Stiffy pancake

(Verb) When you roll up a pancake, freeze it, and use it as a dil-do.

I'm gonna stiffy pancake my girlfriend in the ass!

by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011

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Wang Pancake

When someone wraps a pancake around their cock and masturbates

Daniels Dad: U wang pancake
Daniel: I may like Elliott's chocolate fingers but I am not a Wang Pancake

by wang.pancake March 17, 2019

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