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people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.
ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.
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The smartest race in the world, they fall into many categories for example, you have smart nerdy asian, dumbass cool asian, and normal asians. They all have 5 ninja death stars strapped to their belt buckles, and they all have samurai swords strapped to their back. They can whip out the sword in 0.3738921 seconds and cut your stupid fucking head off.
Not to be fucked with.
Many people underestimate the size of the asian cock, the truth is, asian's keep their cocks folded atleast 100 times. The actual size of an asian's penis is unknown depending on how many times the asian folds it. The only known information that we have gathered is the average size of a half folded asian cock is about 72 inches.
Example 1:
Person 1: I hate asian people
Asian: WTF you talkin about bitch! HIYAH!
*Whips sword out in 0.3738921 seconds*
Person 1: I'm sorry man
*Person 1's head gets cut off*
Asian: Now I'm guna go fold my penis :D
Example 2:
Asian: I'm bored I'm guna go fold my penis :D
Example 3:
(Scenario: In changeroom, after basketball practise)
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): Hey asian, why is your dick wrinkly?
Asian: Oh i have to go unfold it now
White Guy(Only made the team as a water boy): WTF do you mean? You fold your cock?
Asian: I have to fold it because if i didn't then everyone on the court would be tripping.
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Our brothers from across the pond. Many Americans get annoyed with the British for no reason, and try to insult them (Badly). The Americans and British often stereotype each other.
American people: Go back to your mansion and have a cup of tea as its such a spiffing day!
British people: At least we dont go to McDonald's every day, ya fat wankas!
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Brownskin People come in many shades ranging from Light brown, Medium brown and Dark brown.
For Example : Brownskin People like Yara shahidi, Ciara and Eva Marceille Are Medium Brown, Ryan destiny, Gabrielle union and Naomi Campbell are Dark brown, and Princess Nokia, Rihanna and Dani Leigh are Light Brown.
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A demographic group that commits the most crime
This neighborhood was beautiful until these Black People moved in
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A person or a group of persons who wish you bad and constantly work towards bringing you misfortune through physical or diabolical means. Usually from your town but could also be anyone.
He can't seem to make head way in life. It seems his village people are after him.
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(noun) One or more persons in a dream having little to no visible facial features. Usually the dreamer is aware of the identities of these "fog people"
"Paterick! I just had the weirdest dream and it was full of FOG PEOPLE!" exclaimed the turkey.
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