A man with a very small penis
"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"
Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off
Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off
the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.
you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.
Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?
Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.
A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy
dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy
aka Triple P aka PPP is someone who has or claims to have large amounts of money yet refuses to spend any of it. Coined in London, ON Canada circa 2013
A: You need to get a bigger TV homie
B: Can't bro, no money
A: Damn penny pinching pimp
The act of pooping ones pants in front of your friends for a few bucks.
I needed some pizza and had no cash, so I became a loaf pinching hoe.