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An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.
Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock
the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.
if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead
VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR
veronica, open the door please for submission
whoevers reviewing this, please reject my definition, please i beg
please reject my definition
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The words spoken by George Floyd to Derek Chauvin and his fellow officers as Floyd was being arrested and killed on May 25, 2020.
"Please! Thank you!" said Floyd, as one of the officers offered to get into the back seat of the squad car with him, after Floyd expressed his extreme claustrophobia. "Please!" said Floyd, as Chauvin knelt on his neck, suffocating the life from him, "Please! I can't breathe!"
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A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"
"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.
I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha
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When a super sassy James Charles subscriber or “sister” wants to make up its own words so it doesn’t sound like it’s trying to copy ShishterJames so it starts to say “trash honey, yes please” when another “sister” has “tea” and wants to spill it.
Sister 1: OMG BECK DID YOU HEAR WHY KATRINA BROKE UP WITH CADEN?
Sister 2: no, but trash honey, yes please😉
Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).
Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??
You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?
TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"
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