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cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 6, 2018


Booty Pole

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick

Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.

by Darebear305 August 21, 2023


Pole pals

Women who are friends and had sex with the same dude

Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,

by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017


Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.

I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.

by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019


Space Poles

Belief system

Don't you even know your best friends belief system?... space poles Sam

by SsabMurD August 27, 2023


chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017


Pole Park

A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.

Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.

by arizonateabb October 6, 2021