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In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.
Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.
Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.
When a woman pleasures herself in combination with having anal sex or a partner inserting fingers into her anus while having her hair pulled. The woman forces herself back against the partner like a bucking bronco often resulting in her neighing like a horse.
My girl was feeling a bit freaky last night so we did the "Indonesian Pony".
Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.
Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.
To defaecate, take a dump, release the beast, drop the kids off at the pool etc etc
I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary
The pony dance refers to sex between small people.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.
When a girl with a bush sits on your face.
A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.
"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."
I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!
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