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The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.
Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!
The crevice in a woman's anus just preceeding the large intestine. When she engages in anal intercourse, an accumulating loaf will retreat to the poo cave so that it is not destroyed by the erect penis.
Cindy clenched her ass cheeks tight just prior to anal sex, bringing the loaf into the poo cave, saving the male from shit dick
Noun. 1) A professional or amateur baseball pitcher who throws exceptionally slow or much slower than the average pitching speed of his competition.
Come on boys; let's rip this guy, he is a poo slinger!
Similar to the hangover shits, but it rhymes. The slippery painful excrement after a long night of drinking. One of the worst feelings is when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you have that pain in your lower abdomen and you know it's coming.
Trademark: Kt_Tonsils
I woke up the next morning, after a long night of drinking, and had the worst booze poos
Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.
Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.
Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.
Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.
Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?
Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:
- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours
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Poo Cactus is the World's Largest Giant Anal Spiked Dildo. Leaves your asshole dripping blood and looking like a wizard's sleeve.
Dimensions:
Cactus (shaft) - 18in. long x 6in. diameter
Spikes - 3in. long (protruding from 'cactus' from multiple angles)
Poo Cactus is exactly the product you need if you feel your anal sex has been lacking those intense, noticeable sensations.
The bold, true-to-life size and tissue-ripping 3 inch metal spikes are guaranteed to have your anus throbbing for at least 3 days after use!*
*May vary based on proper bandaging of the anal walls and healing time (the pace at which your anus repairs itself). If you find you are recovering too fast for your liking, we recommend more aggressive usage.
Pooooooo Cactus!
The best cactus in the world!
Pooooooo Cactus!
Penetrating the asshole of every boy and every girl!
Example 2:
Rick: Dude you might have a serious injury, your ass is leakin' mad blood.
Greg: Nah it's all good, I tried Poo Cactus the other day. Still feeling it now, 3 days and I haven't stopped bleeding.
Rick: Holy shit, dude...
Greg: Yea it works like a charm!
Rick: Awesome! I wanna try, can I borrow yours?
Greg: Yea!
Rick: Yea!
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