Pool Riddle

The pool riddle is used when making out...You would say "Wanna do the pool riddle?"...This means you want to be touched , fingered, given a hand job, given head and all that stuff...

I like to do the pool riddle, but not in fron tof my parents...

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pool shark

When banging a chick from behind...one leans forward, grabs a fistful of hair with one hand and with the free hand balled into a fist with thumb projecting,proceeds to jamb the thumb in her ass in a forward stroking motion... mimicking a pool shot.

She was digging the doggy style until I brought out the pool shark. Dude, she was pissed.

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Pool noodle

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

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Life by the pool

Living a life that is without care or trouble; a state of being totally relaxed

1)

Me: Godamit! I have to work a 70hour week and start work at 3am for minimum wage just to pay all my bills

Friend: Yeah man, i know i hate work, i only get a months holiday each year!

Me: STFU! Your living life by the pool!

2)
Friend: So what you been up to today?
Me: Ah, not much, pulled a sickie so today ive been living life by the pool

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Plunge pool

What people in Miami have instead of hot tubs. Hot tubs are for cockroaches.

I don’t do hot tubs I do plunge pools brah !!!

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Chess pool

A variant of checkers where the king can move multiple spaces, similar to the bishop in chess.

Chess pool was played instead of checkers during lunch periods because you can finish the games faster.

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Benjamin Poole

THE GUY YOU JUST WANNA SMACK RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! HE HATES EVERYONE AND DOESNT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP!! We were in class when he was sitting by himself Andy I said,” Do you want to be partners?” And he said,” NO,, IM NOT DONE RN”

Benjamin Poole

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