Poon the boon

Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).

"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."

"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."

"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."

"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."

"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"

"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"

"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"

"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."

"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"

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POON-A-PALOOZA

(N.)
1. An abundance of available, tappable poon.
2. Gettin' it done 42+ times a week.
3. Heaven

Scott: Damn, this poon-drought sucks. I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!

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Cornfed poon

A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.

Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "

Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"

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Poon Pounder

A man who repeatedly gets ass like its his fuckin job. he goes hard on the poon. (poon=vagina). A man who is a poon pounder is respected by all around him and can basically do whatever he wants with any girl he wants.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you hear about Chris and Jude at that party last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."

Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."

Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."

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poon-tang

Pussy or Vagina. Poonanny

Im bout to stick my toes up my sister's poon-tang!

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poone plankton

sperm leftover from the most recent sexual encounter.

"smells like you gots some poone plankton"

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Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.

My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.

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