otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans
“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10”
When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.
Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.
Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"
A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am
When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.
As divvy as they come; as crazy as they come
He's a porch rampin dinler