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When you're playing with your phone while driving and you position yourself with a pole and smash into it
Paul was driving his truck playing with his phone not paying attention put himself in a pole position and smashed into it
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When someone attacked by corona (COVID-19🦠😷) ... He/she became corona positive 🥺🥺 in hindi - balle balle saava saava fokat ki chuti mil gayi lol 🤣
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A sex positions that giraffes made up
Giraffe: Lets fuck and do the nun position
Kenan: Hell yeah!
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Where the female partner sits cross-legged with her legs crossed behind the male. Creates a tighter penetration and allows for eye contact during orgasm.
Jenny got home after 11 that night. Work had run late, so she missed the movie she and Kyle had planned to see. Opening the door, she saw a dim pink light from the other room. She knew exactly what was in store for her that night. Dropping her bags, she slowly walked towards the bedroom, swinging her hips. Jenny saw her favorite set up- the room clear of everything except for the bed and a table with wine in two glasses. And her favorite part- Kyle, in his tight workout tee and flannel pants. "Hey, beautiful", he purred. Jenny already felt the heat in her pussy as she stalked towards him and knelt on the bed. "Hey, handsome" she smiled. Climbing on top of him, she began to lap dance and rub him. Kyle felt his bulge hardening. He whipped her around and lowered his head. Excited, Jenny was ready for his inviting tongue to eat her out right then, but instead, he too the bottom of her silk blouse in his teeth and tore it off her. Jenny knew what to do. She grabbed his throbbing bulge while taking off his tee. Growling, he stroked her wet pussy as he worked her pants down with his other hand. Delighted, Jenny used her hands to rip off his flannel pants while she pleasured him with her mouth through his boxers. Kyle laughed and pulled her in.
But before he could get too into it, Jenny stopped. Kyle looked up questioningly. "You know, it's been a really long day. I think I just need to sit down." Jenny murmured. Kyle wasn't happy but he understood. As he turned away, Jenny grabbed the elastic of his boxers. "It's been such a day that I need help getting undressed" Jenny said seductively. The words dawned on Kyle as he reached around her to unhook her bra. Jenny laughed. Ripping it off, Kyle took off her black lace underwear just as quickly. "And, you know, I could use some wine," Jenny smiled. Kyle poured her a glass of Merlot and handed it to her. But she had something else in mind. Working off his boxers, Jenny tipped the glass over his 9" erection, spilling the wine. "Oops." Jenny began to straddle him. She crossed her legs behind him. That was her favorite way to do it, indian position."Maybe I really do need to sit-" He thrusted his heaving cock into her wide open pussy. "-down." Kyle finished. Thrusting her hips all around, Jenny began to climax. The sheer lust in her eyes was enough to get Kyle going harder. "Deeper, deeper daddy!" Jenny moaned. Kyle thrusted his rock-hard shaft into her. The sweet smell of the wine-lube was turning him on. "OHHH YEAHH DADDY! GIVE IT TO ME HARDER!" Jenny screamed, climaxing. Kyle exploded inside her and they both fell back with a sigh. After that, they proceeded to do it every night. Indian style.
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The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.
When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.
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When someone describes a product or action that in reality is completely useless but somehow they can still find something positive to say about it; an instagram influencer describing literally any product.
Instagram model: “I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face! There’s so much protein in semen and it makes your face so soft. Who needs real face masks!”
Follower: “wow I love her instagram positivity!”
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When at a party without a paid DJ, whoever controls the music has "DJ position." The host could either pick a DJ, or if there is no specified DJ, a person can take control. In this case the DJ must follow the following rules:
1. All requests are to be granted.
2. Never play the same song twice.
3. Allow others to look through the library.
4. Never play two songs with the same artist in a row.
5. NEVER stop a song during play. Unless rule 6 applies.
6. If a game is going to be played by all or most of the partiers, during the explanation of the rules, the music must be turned down or paused depending on the importance of the song. A song is paused if it should be finished to be heard once the game starts.
It is considered a party foul if the DJ doesn't follow these rules. Especially when people are fighting over music.
If you are a requester, then you can not request two songs to be played consecutively. If you have to leave the room during the playing of your song, even to go to the bathroom, you can not ask for it to be played again. You shouldn't sit around while your song is being played, you must dance. This shows the DJ appreciation.
Often, there will not be a single DJ throughout the entire party, in that case if you control DJ position, and you leave, you can not take it back. You move your feet, you lose your seat in this case, no seat check. If a person controls DJ position for more than two songs, then he/she must abide by the 6 rules stated above.
She was hogging DJ position and played all the songs she knows I hate, what a bitch.
Dude, don't stop the song while everybody is dancing! PARTY FOUL!
I hate when someone takes DJ position just to play their songs, even though nobody wants to dance to that.
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