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boney purse

A skinny girl's vagina.

That thin girl Jane has a boney purse

by Eddie1231234 March 11, 2011


purse gum

Like a chicklet you find at the bottom of your purse that you just have to eat.

I broke my tooth on a piece of purse gum.

by E = (MC)(MC) August 22, 2021


farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 12, 2017


Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.

by KBAZ January 12, 2024


Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012


dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.

Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!

by WarpedMind46563 August 1, 2017


PURSE SNATCHER

Removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS in a MALE.

Well, the PURSE SNATCHER made sure you get another ASSHOLE as the last stage of CASTRATION is bringing back YOUR ASSHOLE.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 14, 2021