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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 28, 2020


Power to Wisdom Ratio

A play on the engineering term power to weight ratio, referring to the amount of power produced by a vehicle (usually an automobile or airplane) respective to the wisdom, and experience of its operator.

“The Beechcraft Bonanza suffered an elevated initial accident rate due to a high power to wisdom ratio.”

by Mkwas May 12, 2023


play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness

I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!

by burlybiker April 25, 2022


play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 25, 2022


balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post

One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 30, 2024


dr ratio

A hot smart man who hates idiot but is still kinda kind when he wants to be

A: "ISN'T DR RATIO SO HOT I WANT HIM TO SHOVE HIS DICK IN MY ASS"
B: "Are you mentally ok? Anyways, same."

by Frannie (zhongli lover) August 5, 2024

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tit ratio

The ratio from one tit to the other because they're always different sizes

Jimmy:yesterday I was titty fucking my girl and I noticed she had a tit ratio.
'La#q-uish&a(: nah you were fucking me you were drunk as hell.

by 'La#q-uis&ha( April 27, 2018