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A euphimism for jail.
Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
A group of gay men, all stacked one on top of the other each with their penis in the previous guys ass.
Damn, I saw this porn with a drilling rig!
A prank that has gone terribly wrong and done again with "fucker" quality modifications.
That beer bomb was just fucker rigged
if you say this please consider suicide
Furry rp oil rig 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
When you are with a partner and you ejaculate into their anus and use the Milwaukee Power Plunger to jam it home.
Did you hear about Jason? He was with a girl and dirty rigged her after getting a rim job and then pounding her in the ass.
A late 90s/Early 2000s pickup that's been maintained and kept clean. A stock old truck your grandfather drives
Keith: Hey, did you see old man John's PawPaw Rig? That things CLEAN.
Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."