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When you take a nap usually in the evening with the intention of waking up early in the morning but instead you wake up around midnight wired and can’t get back to sleep
Played sleep roulette last night now my sleep is all fucked up, shouldn’ta gone to bed so early
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Taking one laxative from a package that claims each dose is different.
Well I was constipated, but now I might be able to shit normal. Or EVERYWHERE!! And it's all thanks to these Shit Roulette pills.
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A game where 5 bullets are loaded into a revolver. Players take turns spinning the revolver and shooting themselves in the head. Normally played by Gen-Z.
"Did you hear Dave killed himself last week?"
"Nah, he was just playing Zoomer Roulette"
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A favourite past time enjoyed by gay men whereby a spiteful bottom will consume a curry, fresh cup of coffee or a handful of laxatives before attending a sauna or beat. The act of infiltrating an otherwise cleaned and prepped sauna and excreting a substantial amount of faeces over a top's penis, body or face, then escaping to the shadows laughing in hopes of preying on more tops.
For those with lactose intolerance, you may also consume milk or dairy products to induce a rapid bowel movement.
**To set the scene, it is a warm, summery Melbourne evening. Nick, a young, twinky gay man from Brunswick is bored and has just gone through a serious breakup. He spent the day working a 6am-1pm shift at the cafe down the road and has his Friday night off.
Nick: I'm so bored tonight! We've been in lockdown so long, I want to get out, explore and sleep with heaps of men to get back at Brad who just broke up with me.
Nick's bad conscience: Go to Wet on Wellington and shit on everyone!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! You need to book in with your psychologist and work on getting through this breakup in a healthy manor.
Nick: hmmm...
***Several hours later, Nick is in the kitchen, staring at a large cucumber in his fridge, reminiscing about Brad, the boy he just went through a serious breakup with
Nick: Damn I miss Brad, he was amazing, he had a MASSIVE dong and a great personality!
***Nick looks at the leftover Lamb Rogan Josh on the second shelf in the fridge
Nick's bad conscience: Yeah you filthy bottom you! Have some of that and go to Wet! Spin the chamber and play some Sauna Roulette!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! Don't go to Wet! You need to stay home, have a nice dinner, and a hot shower... not too long though, Brunswick has water restrictions at the moment and we need to think of the poor cattle farmers in central Australia that are struggling with drought! Also recycle!
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The act of getting a bunch of rags, dousing one with chloroform and mixing them in a hat. Each turn someone picks a rag at random, sticks it to their face and inhales like their life depends on it. First one to pass out has to go munging.
Hey Luke, fancy a game of chloroform roulette?
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The bar customer gets a free beer (or portion thereof) when the beer keg kicks while the bartender is drawing the beer from the tap.
Bob won at Irish Roulette when the bartender got a wet tee shirt.
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Putting your entire iTunes library onto shuffle and just leaving it to play, even though there is a lot of random music that you forgot you had/is embarrassing/is audiobooks or podcasts amongst your preferred song choices. iTunes roulette is a game generally played when (individually or as a group) you can't decide what song to put on, because making a playlist is faaaarrr too much like hard work
:Whoa! Why the fuck are you guys listening to The Ketchup Song?
:Barely even realised, because we were playing iTunes roulette.
:Hey, I didn't know you liked ACDC
:Yeah, they're awesome. I like how iTunes roulette has just brought us closer together
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